honeyshine:
does anyone else ever just like have a sudden fit of really loving someone where they didnt even do anything and youre not even talking to them at the moment but you cant stop thinkin about em and how cute they are
roguerequiem:
OMG I WAS JUST AT THE HALLOWEEN DANCE THAT MY SCHOOL PUTS ON EVERY YEAR AND THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY DRESSED AS BATMAN AND ANOTHER GUY DRESSED AS BANE AND SUDDENLY A DANCE OFF WAS HAPPENING AND THEY WERE DANCING AROUND AND PUNCHING EACH OTHER AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN JESUS WAS THERE AND HE BROKE THEM UP GAVE EACH OF THEM A HUG AND MADE THEM BOTH HUG EACH OTHER BECAUSE JESUS HEALS ALL WOUNDS AND I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST WITNESSED THE ALTERNATE ENDING TO THE DARK KNIGHT RISES HOLY SHIT
itwasjustunjellify:
This is it. The apocalypse is coming.
Because in the movies,
New York is always the first to go.
feministpixie:
A teenage boy logs on to facebook to update his status. “Women, you don’t need to please a man to feel good about yourself. You are all beautiful, no matter what.”
Suddenly, a ray of light beams down upon him. A chorus of angels sings as Mary Wollstonecraft descends from heaven.
“Thank you, son,” she says. “You’ve done it. Sexism is over.”
my mind says homework
but my heart says internet
follow your heart they said
thescarletmermaid:
guys all the power is out in new york which means now the statue of liberty can move.
paynalsex:
Don’t you hate it when you’re typing something and you’re thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were titties